Searching for Humour

"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Marilyn Sullivan. She's hiding marijuana inside her firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Marilyn's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every peice of wood, but found no marijuana. They apologized to Marilyn, she swore at them, and they left.

The next day, the phone rang at Marilyn's house.

"Hey, Marilyn. Did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, darlin'."

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